Being a soccer mom isn’t just a title—it’s a full-time, unpaid job with overtime! This shirt perfectly sums up your life of endless snack runs, chaotic schedules, and sideline screaming. Your wallet may be empty, your gas tank running on fumes, and your energy level in the negatives—but your heart? Absolutely full (even if your bank account isn’t).
Perfect for game days, post-practice grocery trips, or that rare occasion when you’re not shuttling kids to the next tournament. Wear it with pride—because being broke and exhausted is just proof that you’re doing this soccer mom thing right!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
